What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
14.06.2025 07:33
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
He : So, are you seeing someone?
He : Tea ?
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
How would you spank me if I had been sent home from a school camp because of my poor behavior?
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
Me : Because it's month of August.
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
Me : No
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
If babies could write, what questions would they ask on Quora?
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
Me : Thank you.
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
Me : I don't drink
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
Do married men know when their wives are having affairs?
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
What is the most memorable thing that happened in your college days?
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
He : Then let's have some coffee
What is the gayest experience you have seen in prison?
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
Me : Sure.
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
Can you write a short story with a twist ending?
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
Me : I don't drink coffee also
What movies have not aged well?
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
How many wishes do people get on their birthday?
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
What melts your heart every time without fail?
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
He : I'm 24.
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.